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Thursday, June 21, 2007

Tribute to the 'O'


This is my tribute to the 'ORGASM'.

Oh Orgasm, I didn't know you were real

Because, I had no idea how you would feel.

Now that I have become grown,

I know the power of the REAL moan!

Not the fake one I've used for years

Not the one that gave me tears

Not the one that made me hate,

Then tell myself "Coulda had a V-8"

I'm so glad I've found what I know

Instead of using my lie about my visit from 'Aunt Flo'.

Now I know that size DOES matter

As long as it's average w/a slight left hook that flatters...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

There's a film, now what was the title,..."Brainstorm". Yes that's it. Anyway this 1980's flick was about a then futuristic tech that would let you experience the feelings, and histories of others.

Well the bottom line was there was a character that made a tape loop of the experience of the orgasum.

Something went wrong, and he was left with it going throught him for over a day.

A 30+ hour orgasum.

That alone would be the basis of an interesting book or film. Anyway rent the dvd it was interesting.

Btw, I find myself on the other side of all this. Because of various life saving medications I must take I haven't experienced an "O" in some years now.

One can live w/o it like pious Nuns, or Monks.

One can even forget what it was like. You can even have no interest it it.

I guess I'm trying to say it's not actually a loss. It's closer to a transendence.

Peace.

Anu boy said...

cool... somebody is finally a woman

Stargazer said...

Damn! I wish I could relate. I've never met the 'O' before. :(

The Humanity Critic said...

I'm I could make women feel the "O", I wouldn't have to pay for sex so much..lol