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Showing posts with label orgasm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label orgasm. Show all posts

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Tribute to the 'O'


This is my tribute to the 'ORGASM'.

Oh Orgasm, I didn't know you were real

Because, I had no idea how you would feel.

Now that I have become grown,

I know the power of the REAL moan!

Not the fake one I've used for years

Not the one that gave me tears

Not the one that made me hate,

Then tell myself "Coulda had a V-8"

I'm so glad I've found what I know

Instead of using my lie about my visit from 'Aunt Flo'.

Now I know that size DOES matter

As long as it's average w/a slight left hook that flatters...